THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
Can we just sit down and talk about this motherfucking scene for a goddamed second? Seriously??? Everyone always goes off about how Tony and Bruce have this remarkable chemistry. Which they do, sciencebros is my baby and always will be.
But Tony is not the ONLY person who treats Bruce like every other person. Sure, Steve’s a little formal about it, but that’s STEVE all over. He’s polite and formal and doesn’t want to push any buttons. Not because he’s afraid of the Hulk, no, he just doesn’t want to insult someone who seems nice enough????
Sometimes I’m worried that all Tony sees is the Hulk, because while yes, it is a part of Banner, it is not who he is completely, we all carry our anger, but it is not entirely who we are. Steve makes that differentiator and god I LOVE him for it.
AND BRUCE JUST GETS TIGHT LIPPED AND NODS LIKE WOW STEVES A REALLY SWEET FUCKING GUY
Also, come on he talks to the Hulk and it’s kind of the cutest thing ever.
AND HE ALSO TALKS TO HULK LIKE HE’S A PERSON CAPABLE OF TAKIN ORDERS AND BEING PART OF THE GROUP I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE AMOUJTN OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS TREATED HULK LIKE HE WAS MORE THAN JUST A RGAE MOSNTER THAT NEEDED OT BE PLACATED IN MCU DONT FUCKGIN TOU CH ME THATS THE MOMENT HULK GOES STEVE = FRIEND. his entire life people have told him not to smash and steves like go get em tiger do your thing we love you
also a lot of people talk about the avengers checkin steve right the fuck OUT so can we just appreciate the once over bruce gives him like same man fuckin same like “wow thats america wow so free look at that body wowow”
my punctuation gradually deteriorated but if you dont think that hulk and steve would sit around finger painting together you’re dead fucKING WRONG i love these two so much it’s gross eugh
Our family’s little now and we don’t have many toys but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we’d raise you to be good.
[3/10] TV Shows: Arrow
"To live I had to make myself more than what I was, to forge myself into a weapon. I am returning not the boy who was shipwrecked, but the man who will bring justice to those who have poisoned my city. My name is Oliver Queen."
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Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - Super Trailer
Go give the person who made this video some love over on youtube.
Also, could someone please let them know I shared their video here and ask them if it’s okay? If it’s not, I’ll delete this post.
I looked, but unfortunately I couldn’t find a tumblr link anywhere and youtube won’t let me comment because of google+ nonsense.
I have probably reblogged this video like 200 times already but I don’t care. this is the coolest shit that was ever put on youtube. no contest.